Ask in a Darkroom: "Have you got a light?"

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If you have been stopped by a policeman: "Will you hold my bear, please.
Then I can get my drivers licence."

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To Little Red Riding Hood:
"If you know there are wild animals in the forest,
why do you wear something red?"

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Ask a farmer why the milk of a cow with one teat tastes so odd.

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In a painting museum you go to an escape plan and say: "That's a beautiful painting."

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Ask a midwife if you can make cheese of mother's milk.

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To a scientist if more blood goes to your head when it is full moon.
And with spring tide?

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Why is 'each other' not written to each other?

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What are the chances that a photon leaves a star,
travels for millions of years, avoids all obstacles in the Universe,
lands on a 3rd planet of another star with a person who looks up at the sky,
hits his retina and thinks: "Clear night."?

Not everyone knows it, but there are some close relatives of the Loch Ness Monster.
Here are some relatives, with their characters.

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Best known member of the family.
Loch Ness

This member of the family sees it positively.
Happi Ness

This member of the family lives on its own.
loneli Ness

This member of the family is not so happy.
Sade Ness

This member of the family has a good feeling.
Well Ness

This member of the family lives in a closed environment.
Safeti Ness

This is the craziest member of the family.
Mad Ness

This member of the family always makes a mess of it.
Careless Ness (nickname: Messie)

This member of the family often swims around at night.
Sleepless Ness

This member of the family is not that clean.
Dirti Ness

This member of the family think that he has a long time to go.
Timeless Ness