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ONELINERS Uitspraken uit films en series.
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Films

1. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.
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2. Open your mind.
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3. Get out of my swamp!
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4. The appropriate question is: when (the hell) are they!
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5. Alrighty then!
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6. No 'but's'. You can play extinction later.
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7. You like, join the academy, and get thrown out?
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8. Yea, And I'll be back for talking about them Rolexes.
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9. I can't breath in this thing!
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10. You know. This is the cleanest and nices police car that I have ever been in, in my life.
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11. You're now entering the most secure location in the hole of England.
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12. Do you find is qwizzical? When I say the name: Biggus Dickus?
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13. There's four left in the box.
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14. Ta, Ta, Taa. I Am Catain Chaos.
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15. Sssssssssssmokin'!
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16. Oh. And in case I don't see ya:
Good after noon, good evening and good night.
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17. Fizzy Bubblech for me.
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18. Dum-Dum! You give me Gum-gum.
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19. The lord Johova, has given on to you: The 15....Oh.
Ten, ten commandments.
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20. Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again!
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21. Ik zal het doorgeven aan de keuken.
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Series

1. You stupid woman!
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2. Shut ûûûp!!
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3. Permission to speak, sir.
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4. It will ride up with wear.
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5. Just kidding!
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6. She's the one with the Mercedes and room for a pony.
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7. I love it when a plan comes together.
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8. Oh my God. They killed Kenny!
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9. And now for something completely different.
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10. Computer says no.
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Nederlandse Series
1. Je weet wat dit betekend, Simon?
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2. Ten Bruggencate: "Rosewater!"
Gevangene: "Boom, Meneer."
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3. Keuken!
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4. Een kloddertje roze hier.
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5. Sta daar net op de tramhalte.
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